I just got back from Maui....

POSTING

2006-01-20T12:24:00.001-08:00

I did the survey so now I will post.

I realize it has been awhile since my last post. I wish I had a good excuse why I havn't posted. The truth is i'm just to lazy. I read the blogs but posting is so hard. There is no spell check on this thing either. That makes it double hard.

Lindsay has done a good job of keeping everyone up to date with us. So yall know what's going on.

Well i'll post more often, i promise. I leave you with a qoute from David Letterman, "Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching Television."

POSTING

2006-01-20T12:24:00.000-08:00

survey 2

2006-01-20T12:08:00.000-08:00

4 Jobs that I have had in my life: Insurance agent at Aflac, ADT sales man, Insurance sells with M of O, waiter at Red Hot and Blue

4 Movies I could watch over and over: any Matrix movie, Signs, Any Given Sunday, War of the Worlds

4 places I've lived: Ft. Worth, Arlington, Waco, Dallas all in Texas

4 TV shows I love to watch:Amazing Race, Football, Lost, Scrubs

4 Places I have been on vacation:Disney World, Maui, Colorado, Florida

4 Websites I visit daily:Mail.com, Aflac.com, espn.com, theticket.com

4 of my favorite foods:any meat wrapped in meat, tiramisu(cant spell it), pot roast, ribs

4 Places I would rather be right now:sleeping, Texas De brazil, Texas Stadium, maui

Are tag backs allowed?

Survey

2005-12-23T21:44:00.000-08:00

Hot Chocolate or Egg Nog? Hot Chocolate

Does Santa wrap the presents or just set them under the tree? He wrapped them when i was a kid but since wrapping stinks my kids won't get wrapped ones.

Colored or white lights on the tree/house? White. I don't like colored.

When do you decorate? Weekend after Turkey Day

What is your favorite holiday dish? Not that picky

Favorite Holiday memory as a child? My grandad coming over every christmas morning claiming he just saw Santa fly off.

Do you open gifts on Christmas Eve? Not till I got married

What kind of cookies do you set out for Santa on Christmas Eve? Cookies? I do buffets

Can you ice skate? Depends on your definition of ice skating

What is the most important thing about the holidays for you?

What’s your favorite holiday dessert? Fudge

What type of tree? A green one

Which do you prefer, giving or receiving? both

What is your favorite Christmas Carol? O'Holy Night

I miss Jimmy...

2005-12-19T13:56:00.000-08:00

Here is all I have to say about the Cowboys. (I am so mad that I can't even think today.) If Jimmy Johnson was coaching this team they would be undefeated. FIRE PARCELLS.

Another thing is making me mad. People are calling the Saints "America's Team". That's the Cowboys name not the Saints. Hurricanes don't change that.

I'll post again tomorrow when the pain goes away.

IN THE NAVY......

2005-12-02T12:48:00.000-08:00

Sorry I havn't posted in awhile I have been so busy. Not really. That's just what everyone else says when they havn't posted.

You might notice a few changes to my blog such as my picture. Those changes were made by Lindsay. She guessed my password.

There hasn't been much going on. Thanksgiving was great. I got to meet Justin and Katie. We enjoyed the time we spent with them. Denise surprised me with a Turducken. It was great. I ate way to much.

In other news my sister got engaged. We are very happy for her. She is marrying Josh Dishmon. He is an officer in the navy on a submerine. He plays with the Nuclear reactor or something. I don't know. Apparently its all "classified". I think nothing is classified and all you military folks throw that word around to feel important. Thats right I said it. For now on when you ask me how my day is I'll respond "It's classified." But, he really is a great guy. I like him. I'm sure he can't wait to be my brother-in-law. I couldn't if i were him.

Well thats all I got. There might be some real good news coming in the next month for Lindsay and I. I would tell ya'll but it's classified. WE ARE NOT PREGNANT. That is not the good news. Gotta GO. Bye!

I HATE THE WEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What?!?!

2005-11-21T15:33:00.000-08:00

The Dirk jersey is authentic. I got him to sign it while we were kicking it together on the sideline of the Cowboys game. In fact Lindsay and I are going to his house for Thanksgiving. We are going eat brautwurst. Since he is German.

So Tech fans, Christmas came early this year! I know a couple of refs ya'll need to send a thank you card to.

The charity I have chosen to donate to is The Baylor Bear Football Club. That way we can afford to illegally pay our players much like A&M and Texas do. I'm sure Tech does it also but i'll pretend they don't.

How bout them Cowboys!!

2005-11-15T12:00:00.000-08:00

Anyone see that game last night? It was Awesome. It is always good to beat the Eagles.

Now Thanksgiving is just a week away. I can't wait. I love most parts about the holidays. They can be very stressful though. Which is to bad. It'll be fun though. We have to start our Christmas shopping soon. I hate Shopping. It gives me Hot Flashes. Yes, Hot Flashes. I think instead of giving presents this year I should just make a charitable donation in every persons name. There is no way someone could complain about that. They would just have to like it. But that won't happen, I promise. Ruff Ruff!!

GAYS, CHRISTIANS, AND INDIANS

2005-11-09T12:40:00.000-08:00

There was an election yesterday. It turned out pretty good. Proposition 2 passed. The gays can't marry in Texas, ever. That was a good one. There was this really stupid thing going on in White Settlemant, Texas. Some bleeding hearts wanted to take out "white" cause it was racist. Dumbest thing i ever heard. The great people of White settlement stood up and knocked that down. 92% were against it. Texas is great. YEEE HAW!!!

Much like Aunt Carey I am very angry at the Florida family on Amazing Race. I wish they wouldn't give Christians a bad name by acting the way they do. Also I think they over play the whole race track thing. They were Go Carts for goodness sakes. How many tragic Go Cart accidents have you heard about? Hey, The Amazing race was in Pheniox last night. Its real pretty out there. Those lakes were nice.

My poor wife has been spending her last week looking for Indians for a tax credit. (That's indians with a feather not indians with a dot.) Its real boring for her. So do her a favor and if your run across an indian ask him were he lives. That does not mean head to your nearest casino. I do not condone gambling or satan worshipping.

....feed a family of four!!!!! (Ben will get it)

2005-11-03T13:26:00.000-08:00

Sorry, I had to give the Suns a hard time since they knocked us out of the playoffs last year. I'm sure they'll be fine once Amare gets back. They are like the 4th best team in the western confrence, so the playoffs will be easy. The 3 best teams are Spurs, Mavs and Rockets. (Just Kidding, I hate the Rockets). I really do like the Suns and steve Nash. I was just stirring up the blog scene. Apparently It worked. For now on I'll stick to something less controversial like politics.

As I sit here and flip through my Golf Digest I notice that Pheonix has the best golf in the USA. Is this true? If so I might have to plan a trip.

Lindsay and I had a great halloween first we carved a pumpkin and then we worshiped satan. That's what halloween is all about, right? (that was a joke, i do not condone the worshipping of satan only the dallas cowboys!) ((That's a joke to))

I have no comment on football for the weekend. Cowboys have a bye and Baylor plays Texas. It doesn't take a smart man to figure out what will happen there.

Alright i gotta go. Ward out!

GOOOOOOO MAVS!!!!

2005-11-02T14:07:00.000-08:00

TEXAS RULES!!!
Mavs beat Suns and Cowboys beat Cardinals!!!!

Sorry AZ folks but Dallas is the greatest sports town in the world. And Ya'll can keep Steve Nash. He is a Traitor.

The baylor game should have been closer. We had Tech scared but two horrible calls Swung the momentum in there favor. Those are the facts.

I became an uncle yesterday. I'm very excited.

That's all I got today. Bye!

Baylor Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

2005-10-28T14:33:00.000-07:00

Turducken is on!!

It's another weekend of football. I would talk about the Cowboys game but we are playing the Arizona Cardinals. They arn't even a real football team. Baylor/Tech tommorrow and it looks like Rick and Denise are going. To bad they have to go watch us celebrate are Great Homecoming Victory Tomorrow. Put your Guns down and get your Paws up cause Baylor is gonna win. Sic Em!!!!!

Alright I'll post again on monday. I'm sure after these bold predictions I'll be pulling my foot out of my mouth. I'll let ya'll know how it taste. Ward out!

TURDUCKEN

2005-10-27T14:54:00.000-07:00

This first paragraph is for the dallas Walkers. It has come to my attention that there exist a great and wonderful bird. It is known as Turducken. It consist of a turkey stuffed with a duck which is stuffed with a chicken. I have a question for you all. If I were able to lay my hands on one of these magical beasts could we eat it for thanksgiving dinner? Let me know.

So i know my math formula is probably a little off. It did take me 2 trys to just make a D in Business pre-cal. I'm not a math guy. I am a salesman. the only thing we need to know how to count is the number of suckers in the room. Just kidding. You can count appetizers but no liquids. Some advice, stay away from your breads and pastas those are just fillers. They will cause you to lose. Don't try to be a Hero. Take your time. Its a marathon not a sprint. Girls will not recieve special rules. Ya'll wanted eqaulity. Well, you got it. Gotta Go! Turducken for life!

UNCLES, FOOD, and COMPETITION

2005-10-26T14:38:00.000-07:00

I'm feeling better today. I have put the losses behind me and moved on. So, walker is coming. That means Unclehood is in the near future. My hope is that one day that i can become a crazy uncle just like CrazyUncle. But, i do not know what it means to be a crazy uncle! CrazyUNcle can you help me become a crazy uncle?

So Here is the way to measure how much you eat! Buy a scale to for measurement. Before any food is on your plate wiegh the plate. Then pile up the food and weigh again. After eating all you can on the plate weigh it again. here is the formula.

TFE= FPW-ACW-PW

It's complex I know but i encourage the whole family to do this on thanksgiving day. Now you can only count food eaten during thanksgiving dinner. lefovers or food on the couch is not allowed. Email results to JustinWard@usa.com and i will post them for all to see. The winner will recieve a mention on my blog and that is it. No prizes! I must warn you. Aaron is a eating champion! The only man to ever finish a whole large Peuchuga Alfonso by himself. The chances of beating him are slim to none. Your waste line definatley won't be slim to none if you try.

Worst weekend ever!

2005-10-24T10:14:00.000-07:00

I don't even know what to say. It was all so horrible. I can't even begin to put into words the hurt i feel. They broke my heart this weekend. Why Oh Why! As if losing to oklahoma in OT wasnt enough. Now my beloved Cowboys? What is a man to do? I need Pie!

Footbal and Food!!!!

2005-10-21T15:07:00.000-07:00

Well happy friday to you all! The weather here is just wonderful. Nice and cool. The leaves are falling and you can smell football in the air. This weekend is a big football weekend for me but it's even bigger for Rick. His Red Raiders play the dreaded and feared Texas Longhorns. This should be for the Big 12 title. Since Tech is my second favorite college team I'll be pulling for them. So i'll have my guns up. Baylor plays Oklahoma and i predict a win for the big green and gold. (SIC EM!) Oklahoma aint what they use to be. Then to top of my great football weekend my beloved cowboys play the seahawks. We will win this game easy. Cause we are super bowl bound. Eagles who? October is almost over and that can mean only one thing. The greatest holiday of the year is nearly upon us. Thanksgiving. Who wouldnt love a day filled with football and eating. One great thing about being married is you get two thanksgivings. I'm double lucky cause i married into a mother in-law who can out cook anybody. Sometimes i have wonderful dreams about her sweet potatoe pie and choclate pecan bourban pie. (I love pie) Its great. This year me and aaron have devised a plan to measure how much we eat. Its gonna be great. well i gotta go dream about thanksgiving. Ward out!

Ok, I'm not that cool

2005-10-19T13:45:00.000-07:00

Alright Alright! I'm not that cool. I admit it. I really started blogging cause i hate not being involved in what is going on. I will get some Maui pictures out there for those who would like to see them. I took 316 when we were there. So i have plenty to choose from. Last night Lindsay and i went to the fair with our friends Jose and Amanda. It was fun. I ate way to much and was sick all night long. But it was worth it. We checked out the car show and Lindsay and Amanda rode some Giant swingBoat that made me sick just watching it. Lindsay was real scared when she was on it. She made it out OK though. Tonight is Lost, My favorite show. Much Better than 24. Everybody i know talks about how great that show is but i just don't get it. i can sum up every season in one sentence. " Jack must save the world from terrorst, while breaking all the rules, before he runs out of time." BORING!!!!! I'll take good old Chuck Norris and Walker Texas Ranger anyday over Keifer Sutherland ( Is that a girls name?). Well, I have paper work to do. Ya'll have been great. Till next time.

First Post.

2005-10-18T12:04:00.000-07:00

So this is my first posting. I know many of you have heard me say blogging is not cool. Well, I stick by that statement. But after some thinking i decided that I could not let my dear wife continue to do something so uncool. So here I am to save you all. By creating this blog i hope to make all of you cooler. It's a simple lesson of association. By me being on here you all just got a little bit cooler. You can thank me later. My hope is that one day all bloggers will be a little bit less like Comic Book Guy and more like (Dare I say it?) Me! I Welcome your comments of Thanks.